im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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