I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Randomize
