i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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