Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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