I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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