Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My penis needs a shock collar
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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