he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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