Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I understand Curling. That high.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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