would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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