so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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