all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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