Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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