She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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