TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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