Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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