He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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