his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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