It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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