Your tits are I can't wait for
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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