when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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