I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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