I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
ok first of all what the fuck
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