Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
are you so shy because you have an std?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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