so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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