420 ftw
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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