You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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