My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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