it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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