it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i think my cat just said my name.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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