your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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