yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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