I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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