totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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