I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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