So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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