I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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