oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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