I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
