i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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