with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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