Dual....:-)
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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