The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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