Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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