she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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