And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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