I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
worst night to have a conscience
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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