He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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