Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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