I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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