id be glad to
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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