I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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